When Used as Directed
When used as directed, De-Mem™ provides a convenient, no-mess solution to those troublesome scraps of memory that we can trap us as we move through our day, those memories that drop down over us like a stinky old shawl from the attic or pop up like a bagel from a toaster, when we are most vulnerable or needy (or just hungry).
Left unharvested, negative memories hinder relationships, self-realization and overall positive forward progress.
Now with De-Mem™, our revolutionary new invention, free yourself forever from those toxic visits to past moments of pain! With a simple press of a button, our powerful technology gets to work, finishing with our signature Micro-Foam Cleanse™. Your spirits lift and the bounce in your step returns! No more lost hours or even days. Just think, will you really miss…
“Next time, how about a heads up, so we can get the rec room all nice and comfy, just the way you like it. ‘A corporate restructuring’. Got it – so lots of people lost their jobs? Lemme guess, just you.”
“We need to talk.”
“This doesn’t come in a larger size.”
“We need to talk.”
“I’m afraid the test results confirm what I suspected.”
No need to go there again! Simply wear our discreet chargeable sensor (cord included), designed to resemble a (unisex!) bracelet, it’s attractive but unobtrusive. Initially, you’ll wear De-Mem all day (but don’t get the unit wet!). Over time, you’ll recognize when it’s safe to scale back to an hour or so daily.
With De-Mem, you’re in control! Getting overwhelmed by an unpleasant memory? Simply press the red exclamation mark on your unit, and the powerful sensor will search out and excise the experience – and with your Micro-Foam Cleanse™ experience, you’ll feel refreshed.
We understand that, for some, there may be an intense reluctance to part with these memories, despite the pain they cause. It’s hell, but at least you know your way around. That’s why we’re excited to offer the Extreme De-Mem™. For only a small additional monthly fee, you get the extra suction power, a super-powerful rinse, along with a heightened experience of our signature Micro-Foam Cleanse™!
Please note: At this time, neither model offers a reversal option.
We know your social and environmental concerns: no need to worry about where the purged memories end up. We have partnered with a collective of organic farmers/harvesters far out in the beautiful countryside (location withheld). Your memories will be free to roam, but not to return.