All those hours spent in a tree are now lost to me.
THE ARGUMENT AGAINST SWIMMING
Any fish in the world can do it better than you.
The difficulty of eating a pizza in a polite way
while swimming the butterfly.
THE ARGUMENT AGAINST THE CHARLESTON
Dated; embarrassing; complicated. Difficult
to say if you don’t like to say the word ‘Charles.’
THINGS YOU CANNO DO WHILE HAVING
A POUNDING HEADACHE THAT ISN’T A MIGRAINE
Draw a bearded Satan in Hell woodcut as well
as the mature work of Gustave Doré (mustachioed.)
INTERESTING FACT ABOUT
THE NOBEL PRIZE CEREMONY YEARS AGO
Before Orhan Pamuk accepted his prize, there was a great fanfare
of trumpets, and then a woman came to the stage and said Orhan, oh.
Ricky Garni works as a graphic designer for a regional wine company and staff photographer for Horse & Buggy Press (Durham, NC), a gallery and design studio that uses a cool 19th century letterpress for many of their publications.