Travel Notes

by | Apr 7, 2020 | Issue Fourteen, Poetry

GOOD NEWS

All those hours spent in a tree are now lost to me.

THE ARGUMENT AGAINST SWIMMING

Any fish in the world can do it better than you.

The difficulty of eating a pizza in a polite way

while swimming the butterfly.

THE ARGUMENT AGAINST THE CHARLESTON

Dated; embarrassing; complicated. Difficult

to say if you don’t like to say the word ‘Charles.’

THINGS YOU CANNO DO WHILE HAVING

A POUNDING HEADACHE THAT ISN’T A MIGRAINE

Draw a bearded Satan in Hell woodcut as well

as the mature work of Gustave Doré (mustachioed.)

INTERESTING FACT ABOUT

THE NOBEL PRIZE CEREMONY YEARS AGO

Before Orhan Pamuk accepted his prize, there was a great fanfare

of trumpets, and then a woman came to the stage and said Orhan, oh.

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