Red Car

by | Jul 29, 2023 | And Now

Get a red car.
Why?
Red cars pop. They look good up close and from a distance. Show me a person who doesn’t love seeing a tiny red car from their airplane window.
Don’t red cars cost more to insure? Everyone at the airplane window would know about my raised rates. I’ll stick with this car.
I hate your car.
Because it isn’t red?
Because it’s bumpy.
We’re going over gravel.
Red cars are smooth rides.
You chose the rural church for Mom’s service.
You’ll get money from Mom’s estate.
Not enough to for a car.
I’ll give you my share if you buy a red car.
No.
Mom wanted a red car.
Mom had cataracts, glaucoma, and night blindness.
Mom thought you were too negative, like you had a raincloud over your head. The size and color of this car.
Mom thought you had diarrhea of the mouth.

You should get a red car.

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