Nascent Thoughts of the Working Classes

by | Jul 30, 2023 | And Now

Little Red Riding Hood: “fuck him! Where does he get off…”

Old Mother Hubbard: “It’s been 48 years since I’ve seen one.”

Jack: “That giant was just way too big. Way too big.”

Rumpelstiltskin: “I didn’t want that baby anyhow. Babies are boring.”

Cinderella: “That ball was not all it was cracked up to be.”

Sleeping Beauty: “Get the fuck away from me.”

Snow White: “Even a rapper immortalized me.”

Puss: “Why did they put me in boots? I don’t even like shoes.”

Hansel: “I prefer the witch over Gretel.”

Gretel: “Hansel is a ponce. Don’t tell him I said that.”

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