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Italian Lemon-Almond Bars to KILL For!

Prep time: 15 min          Cook Time: 60 min        Makes 24 bars
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★★★★1/2 of 3.4k reviews

Impatient, are we? How could an overall rating
of 4.5 steer you wrong – right? Start by sifting
600 g flour. But I’m not going to let you off
that easy, girl. Three thousand of your ravenous
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any responsibility for poisoning or other ill effects.
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And it’s not like you’re really here for the food.
Oh, no. I insist. Get your double boiler going
over a medium flame. Such a shame you chose
to pass over my illuminating travelogue describing
how I wrested this method from a tight-lipped nona
on a rocky Sicilian slope. Old bat didn’t stand
a chance! It has since become my most requested
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making, as the kids say? I’m going to go ahead and
drop your cell phone into this double boiler. Ah, that’s
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thought so. Use a paper doily to sprinkle on powdered
sugar and serve!Your family will be so impressed. Be
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