Excerpts from GAMMA LAMMA DING DONG: Recently the Seven Dwarves were in Golden, Colorado for a Disney Festival. Our correspondent, Tracey Adams, had a chance to catch up with these delightful household characters.
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Doc: She was into roleplay. Every kind and sort. But she had to play the doctor, the UPS person, the plumber. She had control issues.
Grumpy: Golden showers. That’s it. Mostly in the shower.
Happy: She made terrific facial expressions during cunnilingus. She liked to be blind-folded.
Sleepy: I’d get so horny in the middle of the night, I’d take her from behind.
Sneezy: We did everything in the sack, but on my day, Wednesdays, I asked her to stop wearing that fancy french cologne.
Bashful: I can’t say what we did. It’s not polite. Okay, I’ll say this- we watched a lot of porn together. Usually while sharing a mushroom pizza.
Dopey: (mute, so just mimics hand job motions).