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Please browse a random sample of our growing collection of greeting card editions below (refresh the page for more!), including personalized dedications from real users.
*Yeah, I cheated on your stupid math test. I said, “When am I ever going to use any of this?” You didn’t give up on me or send me to the principal, though anyone else would have.
Dedication: Thank you, teach, I wouldn’t have developed the analytical knack to get ahead in my sports reporting without you. Sorry I was such a jerk. I hope your prognosis improves. Grateful, David
* The last time I saw you, I realized I wasn’t equipped for the way you have changed. So sorry I can’t hang and I hope you can find someone stronger.
Be peaceful, Roger
*Hey, hey, who’s got a new prosthesis? I want you just the same as I always did. Now we both have a woody.
You will always my queen, Mike
*May the pain of a difficult childhood fail to outlast the cozy sense memory that only the aroma of scalded milk can muster. Happy 40th!
Your forever twin, Will (WILL you please have double cake for me, too? I miss you so much, brother)
*I always believed you. Sorry I didn’t stand up for you. Living with it every day.
*When you were only two weeks old, I held you in my arms after the third painful feeding of the night and barely fought off the urge to smother you in my prodigious breasts.
Warm wishes on your first Mother’s Day. Love you and the woman you’ve become! Mom
*I promised. I lied. I’m sorry. I’d like the chance to promise again. Will you forgive me?
*Despite the passive-aggressive notes I left in the fridge, I am the office yogurt thief.
Fuck you, I quit. Gail
*I regret hiding my diagnosis from you and the kids. I hope when I’m gone, you’ll realize it was for the right reasons.
Love you so much. I know the future is secure for them with you. Marry well, Pam
I heard you fighting that night. Sorry I didn’t call the cops. I didn’t want to make it worse.
Your neighbor, Stu
I heard you fighting last night. Sorry I called the cops. I didn’t mean to make it worse.
Your neighbor, Stu
*I haven’t felt desire in a long time. Thanks for being such a compassionate escort. Yum!
You kiss your granny with that mouth? Xoxo “Granny”
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You know I’m afraid of dogs, but I am sorry yours died.
I’m cold. Can I come home? I’ll look for a new place next week.
Sorry I said that thing about vegans. Would you like a cookie?
Hi! I’m your neighbor. Let me know if you need a jump.
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