If bread and wine became the body and blood, then all the statues in the world
would come to life, keening and shedding bloody tears.
If the old gods returned, then Jesus would rip his sacred heart from his breast.
If there are half fae humans, then ants would sing and dance with them.
If there really were portals to other worlds, then people would change shape and size at will and slip through.
If cats grew thumbs, then mermaids would grow wings.
If every building became gardens, orchards, or sacred groves, then houses would take flight.
If women became swans, then everyone would celebrate their transformation into winged beings.
If people were born with an expiration date, then crows would prophesy the end of all things.
If an orchestra was all birds, then the fat lady would sing the final aria.
If the world ends with a party, then all the magical beings would come out of hiding for it.