March 2021 A (Day 2)

  To: Giovanni Dilemma From: If you want my name, divide the number of names on the performance credits of “Drive Through Replica” by the zip code where you first heard a DJ tell you ‘Sorry, can’t take dedications until we hear your Homecoming date’s waiver' and...

happy²   The restaurant has 175 normal chairs and 20 chairs for babies. 2 families come in for dinner. 1 family has 3 babies and the other family has 0 babies. The childless family are technically not a family, just 2 people at peace with their infertility. How...

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Book reviews Memories That Smell Like Mother: Henry Darger’s Journals The lost journals of Henry Darger give a soiled theme to the recluse’s childhood. As this fierce horror of kindergarten psychopathy all moved from station wagons to a locked classroom, bedlam...

  Excerpts from GAMMA LAMMA DING DONG: Recently the Seven Dwarves were in Golden, Colorado for a Disney Festival. Our correspondent, Tracey Adams, had a chance to catch up with these delightful household characters.   The Seven Dwarves Tell All About Snow...

Goings on About Us Food at Holmes We will be soon be opening a new column of food reviews for those of you quarantining at home during the pandemic. We will be reviewing meals cooked by you, our viewers. Send us short videos of your home meals. We will review them in...

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