March 2021 A (Day 2)

“Dead Letter Office Tale”

  To: Giovanni Dilemma From: If you want my name, divide the number of names on the performance credits of “Drive Through Replica” by the zip code where you first heard a DJ tell you ‘Sorry, can’t take dedications until we hear your Homecoming date’s waiver' and...

happy²

happy²   The restaurant has 175 normal chairs and 20 chairs for babies. 2 families come in for dinner. 1 family has 3 babies and the other family has 0 babies. The childless family are technically not a family, just 2 people at peace with their infertility. How...

Introducing Real Deal Greeting Cards!

Introducing Real Deal Greeting Cards! Brought to you by Oddly Specific Productions Buy one, get one for a limited time. Use promo code #NoShame Please browse a random sample of our growing collection of greeting card editions below (refresh the page for more!),...

Ghost Word Problems

If you passed by a sign twice a day that offered a service where you could anonymously scream away all your pain, fear and loneliness, how long would it take before you tried it?   If Lizzy and Kait charge $3 for screaming in their dead grandmother’s field and $2...

Book Reviews

Book reviews Memories That Smell Like Mother: Henry Darger’s Journals The lost journals of Henry Darger give a soiled theme to the recluse’s childhood. As this fierce horror of kindergarten psychopathy all moved from station wagons to a locked classroom, bedlam...

It’s All Golden

  Excerpts from GAMMA LAMMA DING DONG: Recently the Seven Dwarves were in Golden, Colorado for a Disney Festival. Our correspondent, Tracey Adams, had a chance to catch up with these delightful household characters.   The Seven Dwarves Tell All About Snow...

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