Joke Me thinks it’s funny. Says the famous writer isn’t being literal. Serious Me knows better. We’ve been standing in line for two hours. The famous writer will sign our books and punch us squarely in the jaw. Then we can take our famous wounds to the ER. The nurses will take selfies. Joke Me says this is the problem, you believe everything you hear. About a dozen or so ahead of us. The sound of solid bonecrack. The line begins to move.

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